real life princess

investings:

If i hand you my phone to look at a picture, don’t start swiping. Don’t look at my pictures from last week. Don’t look through my text messages. Just look at the picture. No one invited you to take a tour.

yungghunty:

Boy: Wanna go out sometime?

Me: No, I’m sorry. I’m really trying to focus on my career right now.

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parkingstrange:

supnikita:

do u ever feel like a tampon? needed at first but then soon replaced? 

O.o

diancie:

religiousdad:

imagine paying $750 for a url then getting deleted lmao

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rincewindsapprentice:

Some people love to shut down people who talk about trans and intersex issues by saying that they’re “only 1% of the population” and thus can be ignored since they “aren’t statistically significant enough.”

By that logic, we can now systematically ignore:

  • Redheads
  • The entire state of Rhode Island
  • Anyone who makes over $500,000 a year
  • Pacific Islanders
  • Australia

hanukkahlewinsky:

friend: “i can only bring one friend. wanna go?” 

me:

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octobra:

if you step on the back of my shoe and it comes off I will do the same thing to ur head

twinking:

do what you want to, you dont have enough time in this life to waste it on being unhappy. be happy and do things you like, dont care anymore. just be happy.

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

tvspecial:

*president voice* 1 2 3 4 i declare a nuclear war

supsass:

can i sell my feelings on ebay i don’t want them anymore

my sarcasm is at it’s best when I hear a stupid question

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