real life princess

spenceromg:

I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on

nishlo:

I’m high as shit and just debated in my argument class on why weed should be illegal and I won

aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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titytwochainz:

every family got a plastic bag full of plastic bags

towritepoems:

my chemistry teacher calls babies “fresh humans”

psyducker:

*marries u but only as a friend*

drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

centaurs-other-testicle:

japert:

Friends with mean and overprotective parents

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when they are so overprotective you guys can hardly hang out

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Being the friend with overprotective parents

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afuckinglesbian:

majortvjunkie:

afuckinglesbian:

hot males please hit me up

but you are a fucking lesbian

WHO TOLD YOU

Me: I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
Friend: isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
Me:
Me: *sips drink*
Me:
Me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now
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