real life princess

beyoncescock:

seven billion people on this planet and i have 2 friends

natured:

I get insanely uncomfortable when people have their own selfies as their phone wallpaper. 

shavingryansprivates:

"can i ask you something?"

"you just did"

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zaynofrps:

Ahh the sweet smell of being replaced

frienclzone:

choking on water is the worst because how do you stop choking? drink something? well ive got some bad news for you

cafunedesaudade:

I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”

oomshi:

Why do 8 year olds carry around huge purses like what do you have in there besides Kids Bop 23 & a kit kat

reheals:

Ice bucket challenge got me like

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Yeah, I hate that kid too
me as a high school guidance counselor (via matthewsagan)

alt-j:

calcium more like coolcium haha drink ur milk kids

does anyone know how to actually fix my entire life bc here’s my problem 

i updated to ios8 and i had to delete all of my songs to do that but now only 10 of my songs will sync onto my phone/???? also all of the data on my apps has erased so i’m back to square one on everything ALSO i backed it up to itunes just before i updated so it should be all on there but nothing is restoring so 

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